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I wonder if I had mentioned this IIT guy who had written to me about application to the company. well, here are a few exchanges to brighten up your day.

On a somewhat regular basis, I get mails with resumes for applying to my 'esteemed organization'...even though im not in HR. well, all in a days work. I usually forward them to the HR person, and thats that. Sometimes when im generous, i reply to the person and inform HR. and then, thats that. (same as any business query not related to me.)
You must have guessed thats NOT what happened here. Read ahead.

[For once I think I can keep the real name on the post. How many people will read tis eitherway?]
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This was his first mail to me. and my response. story usually ends here. Seems my responding was a BIG mistake.



MAIL ONE

sir, my self sushnta kumar mishra doing m.tech. in chemistry department of iit roorkee i want to join in t***** pharma so can you give me the ph. no. or email id of hr manager

MAIL TWO

Hi Sushanata,

Pls contact Mr. S^ P^^^^^ (marked on this mail) for a suitable opening.

Best regards,

Dips (Ms.)

MAIL THREE

Deleted in irritation by me.
I deleted this mail because of ... frustration. something on the lines of "madam, sa^^ is not replying to my mail. can you please tell me what to do?" just make the english bad. VERY bad. I had not responded, and then I get mail today.

To the guys credit though, he called me 'madam' and not sir any more.

MAIL FOUR

medam, can you give me the ph. no. of mr. s^r p^*insert spell error*^^.
thank you mem.

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I swear I have not retouched the contents of the mails in any way.

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Comments

( 5 comments — Leave a comment )
(Anonymous)
11th Jul, 2006 10:48 (UTC)
Am glad you resisted the temptation to include the mail I sent u as revenge :D
dippyblogs
11th Jul, 2006 10:49 (UTC)
yes...difficult though it was, i passed on the golden opportunity!
rexzilla
12th Jul, 2006 05:50 (UTC)
Ugh..
With the reservation ruckus going the way it is, you can expect future applications like this from the IIMs as well.
dippyblogs
12th Jul, 2006 05:59 (UTC)
Re: Ugh..
asw the latest? apparently IIMA needs 110crores to increase infrastructure to accomodate 27% quota.

27% quota!! crazy!
sashdude
12th Jul, 2006 07:44 (UTC)
Re: Ugh..
beautiful flow of english, believe me there are people with 12 years experience in MNCs who write as badly.
eg: please being to forward this resume at the appropriate person. i mean wow!( i got this mail today)
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